You can tell a lot about a culture when you look at the language used daily. For example, the Irish have more words for drunk than I have fingers.
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Getting into the Christmas spirit with Corky! |
1. Pissed
2. In the bakes/rats
3. knackered
4. langered
5. loaded
6. twisted
7.scuttered
8. cunted
9. to be off/out of one's head
10. wrecked
11. plastered
12. trolleyed
The week after my Galway weekend was pretty low key full of studying for my upcoming and impossible nutrition test, watching bad Irish TV (Coronation Street, Take Me Out, and Come Dine With Me), and lounging about. Tuesday marked another surf party, this one was much more mellow because many members had tests that week. My friend Kelsey and I party hopped that night going from surfers to her boyfriend's work party at the Leisureplex, which is basically a bowling alley and arcade. We were pretty popular at the work party because according to Irish people American's are all really good at bowling--well I proved them wrong!! After leaving behind the surfers we headed to Cubins, a club. They were charging 8 euro entrance fee so I decided to head home, but on my way out the bouncer told me I could get in for free! Woohoo! I'm so glad it was free because the club was empty bar a few creepy old men. So far I definitely have not had the best luck with dance clubs.
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A well-behaved attendee at the Cowpunchers' Ball |
Thursday after my impossibly hard nutrition test I headed into town with my friend Jessie to buy a dress for the Cowpunchers' Ball that evening! Yes, you read that correctly--a ball! We started off the afternoon with lots of luck, finding a cheap and beautiful dress in the first store we went too! That only left the shoes. We marched all over the town searching for the perfect pair until we almost ran out of time. Eventually we went back to Penney's and found a sassy pair of magenta heels. The relief was short lived when we waited 45 minutes for the bus. I didn't even have time to straighten my hair before I had to head out for the ball!
The ball was sort of like a mix between prom and a wedding. A big group of food science students (the cowpunchers) and us took a cab over to the hotel where the ball was located. We sat at a table and ate a tasty meal of soup, bread, turkey, ham, potatoes, and a smorgasbord of desserts. After dinner I was too stuffed to move and that's when the dancing started! First a tacky wedding band called "Deuces Wild" played every one's favorites and then a DJ took over. Dancing around was a blast once my stomach shrunk a bit. Highlight? When they play "Rock the Boat" every sits on their butts in a line like they are sitting in a canoe and then pretend to row the boat. It's very weird, but kinda fun!
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At the Loch |
After all the excitement of the ball and the stress of test, the weekend was pretty uneventful complete with episodes of Father Ted and Home Alone. Father Ted is a comedy from the late '90s about three Irish priests who live on a tiny island and who don't quite fill the image of a priest. Saturday night Ruby, Kristen, and myself crossed town and went to a comedy show at the Craic House! Turns out, amateur comedy is pretty similar no matter what side of the globe you are on!
You can imagine how upset I was when the next morning I woke up feeling sick with a combination fever/cold--my last week in Ireland and I felt like hiding under the covers. Luckily I have amazing friends who came to keep me company and feed me, a student health center that is friendly and understanding, and half of an essay already finished!
I made a pretty quick recovery and was leaving the house by Friday to buy Christmas presents, go on a walking tour of Cork with Cecilia, Shane, Kelsey, and Shane, enjoy the snow, drink some final pints, and say goodbye to friends over hot beverages.
I thought packing and saying goodbye was hard enough, but then the worst thing possible happened. All of my friends went home and I was almost completely physically and emotionally ready to head back to Portland (or as ready as I'd ever be) when my flight home was canceled. Luckily I was able to schedule another flight that would get me home for Christmas Eve, but having the extra, unanticipated days was more emotionally draining than any days I have ever experienced. I could hardly spend any time in my cold and empty apartment that became increasingly more clinical each time I came home. Luckily my friend Cecilia came to the rescue inviting me to spend a couple days out at her family home in Watergrasshill (real name) 25 minutes outside of Cork city.
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On a stroll through the snowy Irish countryside |
I have never been more grateful for anything in my life. Not only was the thought of spending more time in my half packed, empty apartment bleak, but no one should spend the week before Christmas alone. Her house was warm and cozy and most importantly full and friendly! Her mom made us homemade pizzas and we all snuggled up watching CSI. The next morning we went on a mother-daughter-guest walk through the snowy country and passed by an estate from the 1600s! Other than the old manor, it was exactly how I would have spent the morning if I had been at home.
From Cecilia's house I went directly to the bus station, boarded my bus for Limerick, got a pint, and headed to my Travelodgethe only restaurant nearby) and bad TV. The next morning I said goodbye to Ireland and flew away from one home towards another.